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To You Nameless Foreigner.
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Sports Humility Syndrome
Posted onI blame the slippery handle. I blame the knee-deep layer of sediment in the two-foot deep water. I blame the choppy waves that the multitude of other Pioneer Day celebrators bequeathed to us on Utah Lake. But for all my blame-placement, the fact of the matter is, I just don’t wakeboard.
Cartoon Crushes
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… I haz it.
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My Feelings on Twilight
Posted onLet me start this blog with a justification: I had no idea that the new Twilight movie had come out already. I take pride in the fact that I was informed about Eclipse by a boy no less. I rather thought that the Twilight movies would function more like the Harry Potter movies, which wring all of the patience out of you as though you were a particularly damp towel. But Twilight is different: twilight is a vast expansive money making machine. It is not about delayed gratification… Or actually, maybe that’s exactly what it’s about. And gratuitous vampire non- sex.
Let us please review the book that was so set up for failure: the book is about a vampire who falls in love with a girl because he quite literally wants to drink her . I want to drink a kool- aid but you dont see me lusting after the Kool Aid man. (although he does say ohhhh yeah! In a very suggestive way) I feel like I need to pre justify myself again and say that I HAVE NOT read the books in their entirety. This is because I believe that Stephanie Meyer had tortured the English language into uncomfortably bad sentences. Among my favorites ( and coincedentally the line that I stopped reading at) went something like this: “Two things were for certain: Edward Cullen was a vampire and I was irrevocably in love with him.” I mean, really?! we wasted trees for that?
Now I feel I must give Miss Meyer some deserved credit however. Man, does that lady know how to manipulate the heart strings. It is here that I make my confession: I did see eclipse on opening night. Not only that but I enjoyed it also. Particularly, I enjoyed the scene where a scantily clad Jacob had to cling to Bella in the middle of a snow storm while Edward grimaced and bore it because his love for Bella was so deep that he wanted to keep her warm by letting the werewolf do it for him. I enjoyed the moment Jacob and Edward shared when Bella, nestled closely to Jacob’s bosom, slept and Edward confided in Jacob that “if we weren’t sworn enemies, I might actually like you.” I appreciated how the filmmakers set it up to feel like an almost secret gay confession. I think that would make the plot even more complex and dynamic, don’t you?
I also appreciated the film’s power of persuasion. Formerly I considered myself to be an ignorant team Jacobite, but after sitting through two hours of Taylor laugtners appallingly bad acting, I now proclaim myself an Edward supporter.
So folks, I confess– I’m jumping on the band wagon. I can say in all honesty that I enjoyed my eclipse experience immensely. Just make sure when you see it to have a fellow nay sayer with you to make fun of it with you sitting on your right. It makes the movie ten times more fun and I was surprised to find the Kool Aid man is exceptionally good company.
30 books in 6 weeks. Hallelujah!
Posted onDid I mention I love being an English Teaching major? Part of the curriculum for this major is an adolescent literature class where I have to read 3o books in six weeks of the”Young Adult” genre. Might you be able to help me in my quest? What are some truly fantastic adolescent lit books you’ve read in the past?
See You Again.
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Dear Followers:
Posted onI really really like all of you guys. Tell your friends.
I’m finally gonna nail it.
Posted onLet me tell you about my fingernails:
- The icky tasting nail polish—But, my problem is so severe, I just bite the bad taste off and then am rewarded by the delectable nail beneath it.
- The incentive program—My mom is still bound by her promise to cash in on a free manicure for me if I can let them grow out. My aunt offered to buy me an entire new OUTFIT if I could kick the habit. Neither of them has had to follow through.
- The Buddy System—I’ve made bets and pacts with fellow nail-biters, that whoever bit first owed the other brownies. I’ve made a lot of brownies.
- I’ve painted them, sat on them, got acrylics (waste of 25 dollars, I usually just bite them off within three days), had people smack my hands away from my lips when they see me “going for it.”